Friday, January 16, 2009

At least my ovaries won't kill your baby

I know: Two posts in as many days is insanity. But this is an important service announcement, and the world needs to know.

I want this in the sense that I'm looking at it right now, and as soon as I move on to something else, I will stop wanting it. But seriously, don't fuck with these ovaries. They've seen shit you can only imagine.


  1. I cannot even comprehend this.

    I wonder if they make a plush thyroid or something.

  2. Wow, i had no idea that they made plush "I heart guts" toys... I am actually at a loss for words... there is some weird shit out there...

  3. Oh I am soooo bummed out that I can't buy a plush uterus anymore. I'll have to sew one of my own. Hey - cool thought - new cottage industry from my retired mom to try! She'll love it.