Friday, September 25, 2009

Leave my soul alone

Pet peeve of the day: Massage-therapy ads that promise to relax my soul.

Leave my soul alone. If you are touching my soul, you are standing way too close. Back up before I bite you.

This has been a public-service announcement from someone who wants you to back your shit away from her soul slowly and with your hands in the air.

2 comments:

  1. That's so sweet, you defending me.
    It's only slightly regrettable that you misspelled, you fuck.

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