Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Crafts for size queens

I don't normally plug products, but this is So. Fucking. Awesome that I had to give it a shout-out.

I mean, I wouldn't buy one, because I don't live in a dorm, but this makes me wish I did so I could decorate my room with giant condom wrappers. But then, if I did live in a dorm, I probably wouldn't have 50 bucks to spend on a pillow. For 50 bucks, this pillow would have to make me pizza and proofread my papers and rub my feet. And the pizza would have to have mushrooms.


  1. dude...you lived in a dorm once...hehe...dominos with mushroom...mmmmmmmmmmmmm

  2. Dominoes with mushrooms...mmmmmmmm

  3. I'm thinking they better be the kind of mushrooms where the after-effect is something other than gas...if you get what I'm sayin...


  4. Jessica: Oh, you mean the mushrooms that make you enormous, like SUPER MARIO.

    Of course that's what you meant.