Monday, June 29, 2009

Moving, New York-style

Devon and I are moving in September (because we were bored and didn't have enough to do), and this morning we were envisioning a conversation with the movers.

Mover: How did you get dat king-size bed up here?
Us: We folded it.
Mover: How am I supposed to get it out?
Us: Voodoo fucking magic. We don't care.
Mover: Voodoo fuckin' magic dis, voodoo fuckin' magic dat. I can't believe dis shit.

If anyone knows any voodoo fucking magic, please let me know.

In other news, I tweet, therefore I am. Look for GroundSquirrel2 on Twitter if you're a complete masochist.


  1. I am perhaps familiar with this branch of the occult. Tell me, in your country, is harvesting a child's blood and eyes still considered taboo?

  2. Maybe, but me like. -- Monica