I'm fine with killing hobos. Someone's gotta do it. But even I have my limits, and those limits are at forcing people into PCP-induced homicidal rages.
This is Devon's great plan in life in case the whole computer thing turns out to be a fad. It'll take him about 10 years to develop the biochemical background necessary to turn normal, mild-mannered citizens of earth into flesh-eating machines of death, but things could move fast, so I gotta be ready.
I'm considering creating the hippie plague, where people wander around all mellow and eating cheezy poofs and stuff.
Also, if you have any ideas for a freakin' awesome and dirt-cheap wedding, let me know. Winner gets an invitation.
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Zombies will turn on you. Hippies won't.
ReplyDeleteCheap wedding? City Hall, a keg of Rolling Rock, and Domino's.
mmmm dominos...i'll make cookies and assorted baked goods...so you'll save money on a cake...any parks in the area where you can just crash and stuff??? and btw, i heard this zombie plague pcp shit...devon needs to get his ass smacked and when the zombies eat his brain, it won't be my fault.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where you went to school, but Amy and I got rock bottom discount prices at everything for my being a university employee (but Alumni got the same discount). Something stupid like $300 for the entire reception hall + all the tables, chairs and place settings. The catering and alcohol and all that was also pretty reasonable.
ReplyDeleteHave a hobo preacher do it with hobo caterers at the back of a Denny's during Cannibal Appreciation Week while wearing the skin of the elderly for a tux and bridal gown. Use Jamaican jerk hairgel on the floral pins for all your guests. Zero waste, and, with no clothes left, you're ready to fuck on a bed of the bones of your loved ones.
ReplyDeleteSweet Loki, my nethers are already tingly.
Well, it depends on whether you want a *wedding* or just a reception. The big spectacle or the big party? Or both? If you want cheap, do the JP, just the two of you and witnesses, then do a giant potluck at a willing friend's house. Rent a bunch of tables and chairs and maybe provide some cake. Or cupcakes. : )
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