My dad is breakin' the law, breakin' the law

And busting up the neighbor's car.

Dad snuck out of the house and smashed into the car in front of him trying to get out of his spot. I was pretty sure I wasn't going to have to deal with this until I had a 17-year-old kid, but my dad's a rebel and he's never ever been any good.

We have definitely taken his keys now. And at least he crashed right in front of the house instead of three blocks away, where he would have been totally lost.

Bad dad. Bad, bad dad. No TV for you.